This is a blog response to an article that I read entitled, "Ten Things Smart Christians Beleive." the only issue i have with the article is that, for one it is rather demeaning toward my faith, but for two it says what smart christians beleive rather than what it should say. These are ten things that stupid christians beleive, Ready for the list?
1. Living God’s way will bring good fortune
Paul lived God's way for many years and the only thing that he got was beaten, imprisoned, and just straight up hated. 2nd corinthians 11 23-29 is a list of all the shit that he went through. In fact, he had rather good fortune back before his conversion when he was killing christians. He had a great education, social status, and a rather large religiouse following. If you think that a life of christ-likeness is going to bring you good fortune, then think again.
2. Faith can fix anything
The word fix implies that something is broken and that we need to make a Change no matter how hard you try you cannot change something by believing it will change. Faith in God and in the good Lord Jesus Christ only changes the way God sees us. It doesnt fix our sin nature and it doesnt make it easy for us to live according to Gods law. (Rom7)
3. Forgiving means forgetting
Gods perfect forgiveness cant possibly be forgetting because God is omniscient! he knows all and forgets nothing! there is no way for him to forget the things that we have done. Rather God's perfect forgiveness is seeing no sin in our lives because he saw it all completely payed for with the blood of the perfect sacrafice JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! AMEN!!!
4. A godly home guarantees godly kids
Okay has any one here ever heard the term preacher's daughter? It doesnt mean that she is a real goody two shoes my friend. This is probably the dumbest claim i've ever heard of. David was a man after Gods own heart and he was a Murdering adulterer! (Ill probably use this arguement alot in my Blog. its awesome)
5. God has a blueprint for my life
Bluepriint is a stupid word. God does have a plan. I dont want to get into the calvinist arminien debate here but i will say that, If you know something is going to happen, you plan on it. Right? well if God is omnicient he knows whats happning therefore, he plans on it.
6. Christians shouldn’t judge
Should any one judge? I mean every one does it any way but im pretty sure that if i walked up to any one and said, "Hey, Do you like Judgemental Douche-bags?" I'll bet you right no that they would say they didn't so Christians shouldnt judge but they do. so does every one else in the world.
7. Everything happens for a reason
Why did God even Create the Universe, Okay i'm gonna get in trouble for this one. And this is why im writing on an anonymous blog. God created the universe to "Glorify Him" in human words this means, because he was board and he wanted to do something bitchin. Guess what came out of it... the fuckin universe. Simply based on this principle alone nothing has a reason.
8. Let your conscience be your guide
Holy shit? What christian in the world believes this? The concience is a heart reaction a feeling which comes from the flesh. The heart is deceitful above all things and desperately wicked, who can understand it (jeremiah 17:9)
9. A valley means a wrong turn
Yeah. i dont feel this one even warrents a response. This is dumb.
10. Dead people go to a better place.
Nope! Plenty of dead people go directly to hell. (Daniel 12:2) So basically if you are a christian that believes these things, READ THE BIBLE. None of them are substantiated with biblical or practical evidence.
The Writer of "Ten Things Stupid Christians Believe" continues to say a bunch of stupid Ad hominim type arguments which i wont address but i was interested in his first ten "Things"
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